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i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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Your blog is so utterly amazing. I appreciate what you do. The quotes you post inspire, or at the very least invoke an emotional response in the depths of my soul. What you are doing is beautiful and there are followers who legitimately appreciate the time and effort you put into it. Thank you so much. Let the good words continue to flow like honey and inspire literary souls. xoxo


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identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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my brother just tried to convince me that women have perfectly good and equal representation in popular culture and then called me a sexist bitch when i argued the opposite im fucking done with this bullshit 

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Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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